http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/Latest Xanga weblog from PaperGirlPunchen-us60http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gifhttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/573195060/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/573195060/item/Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:26:45 GMT<div align="center"> <table style="background: rgb(238, 238, 238) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: black; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" bgcolor="#eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#eeeeee"> <div align="center">Advanced Global Personality Test Results<br> <table bgcolor="#eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr> <td> <table style="background: rgb(221, 221, 221) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: black; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" bgcolor="#eeeeee" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2"> <tbody><tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/extraversion.html" target="_blank">Extraversion</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">73%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/stability.html" target="_blank">Stability</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">46%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/orderliness.html" target="_blank">Orderliness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">40%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/accommodation.html" target="_blank">Accommodation</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">43%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/interdependence.html" target="_blank">Interdependence</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">43%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/intellectual.html" target="_blank">Intellectual</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/mystical.html" target="_blank">Mystical</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/artistic.html" target="_blank">Artistic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">90%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/religious.html" target="_blank">Religious</a></td> <td width="61">||||</td> <td width="30">16%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/hedonism.html" target="_blank">Hedonism</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">83%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/materialism.html" target="_blank">Materialism</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">43%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/narcissism.html" target="_blank">Narcissism</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">30%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/adventurousness.html" target="_blank">Adventurousness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">83%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/workethic.html" target="_blank">Work ethic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/selfabsorbed.html" target="_blank">Self absorbed</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">36%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/conflictseeking.html" target="_blank">Conflict seeking</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||</td> <td width="30">36%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/needtodominate.html" target="_blank">Need to dominate</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">23%</td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> <td> <table style="background: rgb(221, 221, 221) none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: black; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" bgcolor="#dddddd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2"> <tbody><tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/romantic.html" target="_blank">Romantic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/avoidant.html" target="_blank">Avoidant</a></td> <td width="61">||||</td> <td width="30">16%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/antiauthority.html" target="_blank">Anti-authority</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">76%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/wealth.html" target="_blank">Wealth</a></td> <td width="61">||||||</td> <td width="30">23%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/dependency.html" target="_blank">Dependency</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">56%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/changeaverse.html" target="_blank">Change averse</a></td> <td width="61">||</td> <td width="30">10%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/cautiousness.html" target="_blank">Cautiousness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/individuality.html" target="_blank">Individuality</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">83%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/sexuality.html" target="_blank">Sexuality</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">56%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/peterpancomplex.html" target="_blank">Peter pan complex</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">76%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/physicalsecurity.html" target="_blank">Physical security</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">76%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/physicalfitness.html" target="_blank">Physical Fitness</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">57%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/histrionic.html" target="_blank">Histrionic</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/paranoia.html" target="_blank">Paranoia</a></td> <td width="61">||</td> <td width="30">10%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/vanity.html" target="_blank">Vanity</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">50%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/hypersensitivity.html" target="_blank">Hypersensitivity</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">63%</td> </tr> <tr> <td><a href="http://similarminds.com/types/femalecliche.html" target="_blank">Female cliche</a></td> <td width="61">||||||||||||||||</td> <td width="30">70%</td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <a href="http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html" target="_new">Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test</a><br><font size="1"><a href="http://similarminds.com" target="_new">personality tests by similarminds.com</a><br><br></font> trait snapshot:<br> <font color="black">messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, fame seeking, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally sensitive, leisurely, trusting</font><br></div>http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/573195060/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/565614646/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/565614646/item/Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:08:12 GMTbeauty is a cunt.<br><br><br><br><br>(and i think i'm done with this thing.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; i need to start writing for me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; and living for me too.)<br><br>http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/565614646/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/560761727/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/560761727/item/Thu, 04 Jan 2007 20:45:31 GMThey there, kiddies and kidlemen,<br>i disappeared for a while<br>the emotions i've been feeling are almost certainly unwritable, but here is something i wrote down a few days ago:<br><br>i don't exist<br>i don't exist<br>i don't exist<br>i don't exist<br>i don't exist<br><br>-so now that we got that straight, i am not a painter of unicorns, nor the prettiest sparkle on a snowflake. i am just exactly me. that girl who sits in the second row and feigns hollywood glamour, looking ridiculous in everything.<br><br>(after a night's sleep, i then wrote:)<br>"a piano tuner has restored my faith in humanity."<br><br><br>http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/560761727/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/556427323/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/556427323/item/Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:44:46 GMTmanchester england, england<br> across the atlantic sea<br> and i'm a genious genious<br> ... that's me.<br> <br> the opposite of having a party, an orgasm, or a peach<br> that's me.<br> <br> (right now)<br> <br> http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/556427323/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/553351920/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/553351920/item/Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:02:51 GMTfirst of all, to Damien Kulash: if your wifey doesn't work out, i would happily step in and marry you and we could throw a dance party.<br> <br> second of all, this was an assignment for writing class; i imitated Dylan's Tombstone Blues:<br> <br> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">The meaningful things have murdered themselves,<br> the hippied children lock themselves up in shelves,<br> and iconic fads have overrun us into hells,<br> but our minds have no real cause for upset.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Judas kisses presidents and hands down a slave<br> to those of us who listen, embalming a shave,<br> giving clean-cuts to hurricanes with nicotine waves<br> despite the need in our throats to desert it.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Bush is in the garbage,<br> he's lookin' for jewce.<br> Cheney's drinkin' amber,<br> he ain't gonna be of use.<br> I'm on my stomach,<br> with a headstrong fuse.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">The sweet, tiny hipsters in their concert brigade,<br> call out for their rock stars to sequin their graves;<br> when Lancelot’s guitar string snaps, they’ll violently say,<br> “My, my, these lyrics destroy me like perfume.”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Soon, decisions give birth to their slimy outcomes.<br> These beatniks evolved, their pomade hiding the scum<br> of ten thousand reasons to holster up a gun<br> for the commander-and-chief in a green room.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Bush is in the garbage,<br> he's lookin' for jewce.<br> Cheney's drinkin' amber,<br> he ain't gonna be of use.<br> I'm on my stomach,<br> with a headstrong fuse.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">&nbsp;<span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Colonel Mustard in the drawin’ room, excusing himself,<br> puts the gun down, looks around town, screaming, “God, I need help!”<br> His victimizing victim turns a command into a yelp,<br> “I did not know this career path took courage.”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">The victim was a nice boy, from the richest country lane;<br> Midas as a father made for little to complain.<br> So he stares at Colonel Mustard, as if to lay the blame, and says,<br> ”I’ve a dream; god will ring me for chit-chat.”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Bush is in the garbage,<br> he's lookin' for jewce.<br> Cheney's drinkin' amber,<br> he ain't gonna be of use.<br> I'm on my stomach,<br> with a headstrong fuse.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">At a tea party in wonderland, our Laura’s benign,<br> cocaine tic-tacs go to babies and whomever she can find.<br> Children poets kissed her feet until she cringed back just in time<br> to tell them lovers should not fear what hurts love.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">A father’s love and southern shove have set us in a trance.<br> “I can’t believe in a god who don’t know how to dance,”<br> we say behind our locked doors, as he pulls down his pants.<br> ”My heart is broken and numbing’s a sure cure.”</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Bush is in the garbage,<br> he's lookin' for jewce.<br> Cheney's drinkin' amber,<br> he ain't gonna be of use.<br> I'm on my stomach,<br> with a headstrong fuse.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">The arithmetic of falling in love has been too much;<br> romantics turn to cynics at the drop of a clutch,<br> and, dropping their sad hearts, they won’t hold a grudge;<br> they’ll just slink off into the alleys.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Romantic kids could once rehearse a dance of their choice,<br> giving cold-cuts to their babies and fattening the noise,<br> but the army’s talk is worthwhile, as they snatch up little boys,<br> giving shaved heads and bullets for Christmas.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Bush is in the garbage,<br> he's lookin' for jewce.<br> Cheney's drinkin' amber,<br> he ain't gonna be of use.<br> I'm on my stomach,<br> with a headstrong fuse.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Where Bethesda and Lennon gallivanted in the park,<br> nuns with frappuccinos scribble nonsense in the dark,<br> as Jesus and his minstrels sell self-help books on a lark<br> to our abortions, our mothers, and our dealers.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Now I hoped I could leave you with something of weight,<br> that could help you, sweet lover, avoid this harsh fate,<br> and seduce you, and drug you, and cause you hate<br> for your fruitless, idealist breathing.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">Bush is in the garbage,<br> he's lookin' for jewce.<br> Cheney's drinkin' amber,<br> he ain't gonna be of use.<br> I'm on my stomach,<br> </span><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial;">with a headstrong fuse.</span><br> <br> </p>http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/553351920/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/549729874/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/549729874/item/Wed, 22 Nov 2006 19:16:41 GMT::America: ate my heart::<br><br>who's the girl wearing my dress<br>and how did she fit it so neatly?<br>peanut-butter fingers<br>stuck to the back of my head<br>like road maps<br>watching strangers undress<br>on the telly<br>tell me<br>at what point did curiosity kill me?<br>since when does wandering<br>brand me a wanderer --<br>tongue-thick excuse<br>for a game of cards;<br>under my lungs you have ruined me.<br>i am but a pink, melted babydoll.<br><br>maybe call<br>hey be small<br>a b all<br>ball.<br><br><br>http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/549729874/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/546446625/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/546446625/item/Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:55:04 GMTwill you<br />won't you<br />will you<br />won't you<br />will you won't you<br />join the dance?<br /><br />(i have become myself a hundred times in these moments<br />and i have written a poem. should i post it?)http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/546446625/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/545125329/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/545125329/item/Mon, 06 Nov 2006 17:14:39 GMTwho's the girl wearing my dress?<br>http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/545125329/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/542846469/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/542846469/item/Tue, 31 Oct 2006 00:18:32 GMTwhy is it that the test of being ones self always comes down to their choices reflecting what they want to do, rather than what other people want them to do?<br> http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/542846469/item/#firstcommenthttp://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/540425229/item/http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/540425229/item/Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:55:21 GMTto sleep is to love death.<br>http://papergirlpunch.xanga.com/540425229/item/#firstcomment